Things To Remember to make it in life.:

1. Math Sucks, As do Fractions
2. Cake Boss IS Boss
3. Gangstas are EVERYWHERE
4. There are always good people who do bad things.
5. Freshiez can always give you a good laugh.
6. Neva stop being yourself no matter how many people make fun of you.
7. There is indeed more perverted than Kenny
8. Say no if someone asks you if you like Fish Stix
9. Forgien boys are not afraid to show they like American Boys
10. Never say you thought a movie about the holocauset was good.
11. Always look and make sure a chair is under you butt when you sit down.
12. Never draw a smiley face on your Swine Flu Mask.
13. Don't Text While Behind the Teachers Desk.
14. Your not supposed to squeak the squeaker toys IN the store
15. When your in the store don't mess with the Ipods with sensor attached
16. People who think they are vampires think they are fitting in.... they arn't
17. Don't try to see if you have cancer by placing your hand over your face.
18. Don't talk to Pete because, he won't stop talking even if stop talking to him.
19. Dogs mouths are not cleaner than a humans.
20. Dog treats are meant for dogs!!!! Trying one is differant from eating a whole bag. Hence the name DOG treats
21. Popcorn is not meant to be dipped in Milk.
22. The proper name for Milk is in fact MILK NOT Mulk
23. Don't give John's Candy away.
24. Cats don't like dogs. They do however enjoy if the dog is smaller than them.
25. 50% of the time when someone is being funny it is not because it comes naturally.
26. Never Dis people who have agendas
27. Cats don't like water.
28. Reply to someone who is talking to you.
29. If you are taking pictures of your neighbors at the end of YOUR driveway it is still Stalking.
30. Don't tell anyone how far you THINK something is inless you no for SURE!!!!
31. You can't say "ballz" anymore without someone laughing at you.
32. Not everyone has a butt hole.
33. Shelby Loves Abby more than Ashley
34. Wizards, witches, Vampires and Werewolves are not real.
35. Don't act smart, when you stupid your funny.
36. Never say something that is a secret infront of Pete's friend.
37. Canadian people smell good.
38. Their are way better places to be than Memphis but, I should enjoy it while I am here.
39. It is not best to poke an angry person
40. Killing people will never be right so don't keep telling yourself that if it was you would kill them.
41. If you are under 4'10 and 13 or older you are concidered a midgit.
42. Obama will not change America, in a good way at least.
43. The whale ate the Fish.
44. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but, only you can feel the true warmth.